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Oh, censorship!

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

I made a polite and reasonable post on the Norton forums asking a few on the record questions. Amidst a sea of spam threads posted by The Internet, curious Anons bumped my thread hoping for a legitimate response. It lasted a few hours, but it seems their team finally organized…

… and what do you know? A legitimate thread was deleted.

Hiding from the media is a stupid idea. If it’s not me, it’ll be someone bigger. Dealing with journalists and 4chan is like trying to get my seventeen year old sister home before curfew. Scream all you want, but they’re going to do what they want, regardless. They find a way around the tiniest loophole or technicality.

*yawn* Still haven’t slept. Stupid midterms.

- Aubrey

PIFTS.EXE

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

There are some nights when you’re up late with your nose in a text book, cramming for midterms… and you stumble upon some delicious e-conspiracies!

Oh, dear, sweet Internet, you’ve given me yet another reason to utterly loathe Symantec. I’d heard rumors in the past about them manufacturing viruses, which I honestly don’t doubt (though obviously I make no claims either way. I’ve yet to see proof.)… If there were no viruses, then the Anti-Virus companies would be out of business. Let’s face it, the bulk of the hackers on the net are Grey Hat. If you run into something malicious, nine times out of ten you were sticking your nose where you probably shouldn’t have been, and you picked up something nasty (much like the college dating scene – Ewwww, I went there).

There’s a curious process that is apparently part of some update… but it’s sending the personal information of Norton AV users to Africa? The details are hazy, mostly because Symantec seems to be desperately deleting anything related to the mystery. As I’m rapidly F5ing, I keep seeing even innocent inquiries about PIFTS.EXE get threads banned and accounts on the Norton forums deleted. The longest lasted about four minutes and contained almost no information.

The /b/tards have their hands on it, but love them or hate them, Anonymous is good at getting information out there. It will be interesting what this corporation has to say for itself.

It’s one of those moments where it feels good to be the media. This isn’t libel, this is me reporting what I’m observing.

So… the question is, what do you have to hide, Symantec? If PIFTS.EXE isn’t a huge deal, why don’t you just explain yourselves? Bad business, mates. In your line of work, there IS such a thing as bad publicity. ;)

Since the sun is starting to rise and I’ve got studying to do, I refer you to the following links so that you can follow this bizarre conspiracy theory as well:

Open discussion on the conspiracy theory

Conspiracy theories run rampent due to PIFTS.EXE

Norton forums (you’ll see that any PIFTS.EXE threads quickly die.)

From Yahoo! Answers: Anyone know what PIFTS.exe is?

Discussion on the Zone Alarm Forums ( <3 ZA, personally... )

Analysis of PIFTS.exe from Anubis (A service which states that it will analyze all Windows executable files)

An Internet acquaintance of mine had the following to say:

“Both of my threads about pifts were deleted and I was banned from Norton. The first directly mentions pifts and what it does. Deleted and banned after 2 minutes. The second mentioned some af4sd4.exe or whatever that accessed two foriegn IP addresses, (Both which pifts attempts to access), and a bunch of other things, Like causing popups and slowing my computer down in general. This thread was immediately deleted and I was banned. The second thread did not mention pifts in any way short of mentioning the IP’s it connects to.”

Curiouser and curiouser…

What I find most interesting is that Symantec employees allegedly seem to be working via other websites to also suppress information. Rest assured, if I find anything concrete, I’ll be publishing it here. Freedom of the press is a glorious thing, indeed.

Peace,
Aubrey Ramsdell
Torch News Editor

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

I know we already ran an article on this, but FYI I’m totally going to the Inauguration. I’ll be blogging and such from there, possibly with some video entries courtesy of my webcam.

Also, I hate final I hate final I hate finals….and so on and so forth. Seriously, it’s not the holidays that depress me…it’s the end of the semester. I’ve watched the sun rise several nights in a row because I’ve been too stressed to sleep. Crazy, huh?

My tired brain demands tribute in the form of a Shopping Penguin.

Peace,

Aubrey Ramsdell
Torch News Editor

A Thanksgiving Reminder…

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

I WILL be at my Wednesday office hours, in case anyone would like to stop by. I know that a lot of people are going home, and that we have some weird time off (it’s off-setting me, and I don’t like it!), but don’t forget about me! Keep those ideas coming!

I’ve got some really good writers on staff, and I think we’ll pull something good together, in spite of Thanksgiving break. I have to say, I’m really proud of all the work you’ve put in for the News Section. I kind of fell into this job, and I’ve been trying to give it my all. We’ve gotten a lot of compliments (at least from what I’ve been told), and I know that without a strong group of writers to fill the paper with content, we’d never be as good as we are. This year, I’m thankful for you!

Thanks for all of your hard work, and have a great Thanksgiving break. Drive safe, especially those heading out west like me. ;)

Also, because I can… here is a classic song by The Smiths. Yay Morrissey!

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Peace,

Aubrey Ramsdell

News Section Editor

Light my Torch!

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Hey all,

This is your local, pesky News Editor, and I’m here to say almost nothing at all. I’m just establishing that, hey, I totally use this website! You should do the same. Why? Because The Torch is the best thing ever.

In other news (heh… news), I have office hours on Wednesdays and Fridays from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. If you have any story ideas, any interest in writing, or if you just want to stop by and chat, that would be the best time. I’m always looking for good writers and guinea pigs!

Peace,

Aubrey Ramsdell

Torch News Editor