Dinosaurs. They are a silly thing really. I mean, think about it. Giant lizards that ate shit and breathed fire. Ok, I made the fire thing up, but do you really know that?! Maybe they did breathe fire. And who doesn’t like a giant fire breathing monster? Seriously, I bet dinosaurs could do ANYTHING. I bet there were dinosaurs that could bowl a 300. Think about that. A giant fire breathing monster bowling a 300! You wanna take that on in mini-golf? Seriously.

Speaking of stuff that I like, TACO BELL. That was a sentence by the way, because if you take any unfinished though, and add TACO BELL to it, then everything is ok. I mean, who thought of this place, really? Its like bad good amazing terrible food nirvana. And its cheap. Like, silly cheap.

Think about this. What if TACO BELL and DINOSAURS teamed up? What if you were walking down the street one day, and you saw a T-Rex eating a crunchwrap supreme? WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?!?

And BEARS. Did you know bears don’t get mad? They don’t get happy either. They don’t get sleepy, anxious, or anything else. They just get more AWESOME.  Play this scene out in your head: You walk into taco bell, and there is a bear fighting a brontosaurus for the last chimichanga. Yeah, I would walk away.

Speaking of stuff that I think is awesome, you know what isn’t awesome? The New York Yankees. The 2009 Al East Champions. I’m going to send bear and dinosaurs over there to take care of them. But this blog isn’t about not awesome things, it’s about awesome things. So we will lump the yankees with root canals and not having air conditioning and leave it as it is.

As you might have noticed, I get off track every once and a while. While I was writing this, I noticed someone on my facebook news feed (otherwise known as the stalkerpage) that I didn’t actually know. Let me tell you, there is nothing as fun as going to some random bro-dude’s profile and hitting the UNFRIEND button. That button should have a picture of a dinosaur on it, thats for sure. That button my friends, is awesome.

So, faithful readers (I don’t actually believe I have any readers, as I haven’t ever done this before, but hey, whatever), I want you to tell me about ore awesome things. Be it stuff that breathes fire, quenches your desire for mexican, or just plain old eats things and takes names, I need your awesome stuff to talk about. Because what else am I going to do during my office hours?!

Ciao!

-Rob

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